"#blogstar"

Vintage Corn Pops bicycle jersey and matching red pants #APPROVED

Vintage Corn Pops bicycle jersey and matching red pants #APPROVED

"Quoting hippy phrases is so hot right now. #coolbeans"

This is how Mort does his thing. This is the ultimate stamp of MORT APPROVAL — getting on his blog. 

Windburn is the new tan

Windburn is the new tan

"The hash tag is gonna be so hot this fall."

#Hippiedippierastaman

Don’t be a #shmendrik

Don’t be a #shmendrik

Old man weed chic. So dope.

Old man weed chic. So dope.

Grumpy chic. So hot right now.

Grumpy chic. So hot right now.